BOOM.
have heard every one of these AT LEAST once in my career… (never been called a Homeboy *thank Jebus*)
once a gun was offered for a trade…
oh, and not to forget the young white girl trying to use her black girlfriend’s ID!
EDIT:
11. If I become “friends” with you, do I get a discount?!
(Source: tattoome)
This is Toby, the unofficial mascot, he is very needy (especially around men)
- “Is that person walking in with a dog?”
- “Yeah, I got this pot leaf tattoo from a biker in a Motel 6 in Detroit! $30, man!”
- “So, I heard from a friend that you can get stuff…stuff put under your skin. Some kind of jewelry. I was wanting to get this on my penis. Does that enhance pleasure, or…”
